Peru — Ekhbary News Agency
Shamans from various Andean countries convened today outside Lima's 'Nacional' stadium, seeking to divine the victor of Sunday's World Cup final between Spain and Argentina. Their mystical endeavors, however, yielded conflicting results, leaving the ultimate prediction uncertain.
Conflicting Prophecies Emerge
Miguel de los Santos, known as 'Maestro Huachano', dressed in a traditional poncho and chullo, asserted Argentina would claim the championship. His ayahuasca ritual, for what it's worth, indicated a 3-2 victory for Argentina in extra time, with Lionel Messi as the central figure. This forecast, reported by Tv Peru, found some resonance with Juan de Dios García, 'the Seer', who envisioned Spain taking an early lead before a "somewhat strange play" and a referee's decision would favor Argentina, securing their title.
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Spain's Triumph Foretold by Another
Conversely, Sandro, an Amazonian traditional healer from Bolivia, presented a different outcome. His divination, utilizing coca leaves, incense, and tarot cards, strongly suggested a Spanish triumph. "All the incense burned well, a clear sign that Pachamama (Mother Earth) received them favorably," Sandro explained. He acknowledged the possibility of the referee favoring Argentina, yet his vision unequivocally pointed to Spain emerging victorious in the tournament. The divergence among these spiritual leaders underscores the inherent unpredictability of such grand sporting events.
